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Logic will take you from A to B, imagination will take you anywhere.
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Newer make a mistake twice, there are so many new ones to make.
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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take risk.
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To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success.... is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something... if it is good, it is taken... If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late... the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen... If you have a pen, you don't have paper... if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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All BEST buses are crowded. Corollary----- BEST buses in opposite direction always go empty.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
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Impossible is nothing.
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He who laughs…Lasts.
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Today is a gift that’s why it’s called present!
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Time & Tide newer wait for anyone.
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