Bell the CAT!

Learn from others mistake bcoz u’r own life is not big enough to commit all the mistakes that people can make.

I am now giving you my experience from two unsuccessful attempts of mine at CAT (95.48 percentile in CAT-2004, with 99.38 percentile in Quant & 96.48 percentile in CAT-2003, with 99.99 percentile in Quant, yet leading to no selection to the prestigious IIMs)…Offcourse on the lighter side.

CAT Student vs. Normal Person

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NORMAL PERSON: No not walk on the grass.
CAT STUDENT: Refrain from perambulating from the green growing carpet.

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NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
CAT STUDENT: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON: All that glitters is not gold.
CAT STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON: Beggars are not choosers
CAT STUDENT: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON: Twinkle, twinkle, little star…
CAT STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim…

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NORMAL PERSON: Dead men tell no tales
CAT STUDENT: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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Height of circumlocution…isn’t it?...What say?