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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Height of...!

Coincidence…
Your father and your mother got married on the same day!

Stupidity…

Two sardarji fighting for a window seat on a scooter!

Rudeness…

Man going on a honeymoon without his wife!

Computerization…

A girl drowning in a swimming pool and shouting F1 F1!

Idiocy…

Two people fighting to look through the key hole of a glass door!

Stupidity…
Trying to find the corner of a round room!

Minuteness…
A pimple on the dimple on the right cheek of a red ant!

Inquisitiveness…

Man peeping in a bike's tank with a matchstick to see if there is petrol left in it...

Dehydration...

A cow giving milk powder!

Fashion…

A dhoti with a zipper!

Urgency…

Unzipping before entering a public toilet!

Oblivion…

Forgetting to unzip b4 peeing!

Honesty…

Pregnant woman buying one and a half tickets while travelling in the bus!

Speed…

U running after yourself around a table until U can touch yourself on your own back!

Bravery…

Trying to fart when u have got loose motions!

Laziness…

Shiting on the sea shore, waiting for tsunami to clean up!

Suicide…

A dwarf trying to jump and die from a footpath!

Patriotism…
A Khadi condom!


Mixed Emotions…
When your mother in law falls from 7th floor on your new Mercedes!

Flirting…

When writing a love letter you start it with...‘to whomsoever it may concern’.

Patriotism…

Sitting on a western commode in the Indian way!

Friendship…

Santa committing suicide, because his wife ran away with his friend and he cannot live with out HIM!

Honesty…

A Doctor writing a death certificate and signing with his name in the cause of the death column!

Confusion…

Standing in front of mirror and thinking who the other person is!

Secrecy…?

Offering blank visiting cards!

Active-laziness…

Hiring somebody for your own morning walk!

Laziness…

Adopting a child!

Surprise…

Crack 1,00,00,000 Sardars’ Skulls and u find a BRAIN in one of them!

Professionalism / Misery…

A Doctor calling her nurse wife ‘sister’ in the hospital.

Optimism…

A person who fell into a river...Started taking bath in it!

Secularism…

A Christian lady offering her seat (Prime Minister’s) to a Sikh, under a Muslim president, in a Hindu country.

Miserliness…

A Sardar giving missed call to customer care!

Confusion…

Two earthworms having sex in pot of noodles!

Secrecy…?

Won't tell!

Craziness…

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

Forgetfulness...

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Screwed up Shit…

PLUTO being stripped off the planetary status!

Hopefulness…

Not creating an email id, and yet expecting some emails.

Frustration…

MISS WORLD selling herself for Rs. 10 when you have only Rs. 9 in your pocket!

Isolation…
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.


Cowardice…
Two persons fighting through emails.


Helplessness…
Receiving no emails for a week.


Frustration…
The email server being down.

Carelessness…
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All'.


Achievement…
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.


Timepass…
A person sending email to himself!


Expectation…
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match!


Repetition…
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back!


Friendship…
I am always mailing you even though you don't.

Laziness…

A man marrying a Pregnant Woman!

Conspiracy…

A man coming out of a Condom Factory with a Needle in his hand.

Ambition…

An ant climbing on an elephant's leg with the intention to rape!

Egoism…
Talking to oneself in the mirror!

Laziness…

Using a treadmill to give your dog a walk…while you sit on a couch watching TV!

Complaints…

The waiter serves u chicken soup n u say ‘Hey waiter there is a dead chicken in ma soup’.

Possessiveness…

Constipation!

Sardars…

Sardars quitting table tennis match due to heavy rain and bad weather!

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